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    Blind Man Wins Chance To Drive 2010 Mustang
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    05/14/09

    In reply to Blind Man Wins Chance To Drive 2010 Mustang
    Apparently, Roger wrote a review after driving the 2010 Mustang. He had this to say:


    - .... .. ... / .. ... / .- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / .... --- --- - / - .... .- -. -.- ... / ..-. --- .-. -.. / ..-. --- .-. / .-.. . - - .. -. --. / -- . / .... --- --- -. / .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. / .. -. / .- / ...-- .---- ..... / .... --- .-. ... . .--. --- .-- . .-. --..-- / ...-- ..... --... ..... / .--. --- ..- -. -.. / -.. . .- - .... / -- .- -.-. .... .. -. .

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    POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was starred POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was unstarred
    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/14/09

    In reply to Blind Man Wins Chance To Drive 2010 Mustang
    Was he playing "Pinball Wizard" on the radio?
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    Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/14/09

    In reply to Blind Man Wins Chance To Drive 2010 Mustang
    Please do a live blog/broadcast of his drive. So I know where not to be.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/14/09

    In reply to Blind Man Wins Chance To Drive 2010 Mustang
    The best part will be when he jumps out after the drive and say, "OMG, I can see! I can see! Nah, I'm just effing with you."
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of pres pres
    05/14/09

    In reply to Blind Man Wins Chance To Drive 2010 Mustang
    Well, at least he won't object to the styling changes for 2010.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/14/09

    In reply to Blind Man Wins Chance To Drive 2010 Mustang
    "In blind taste tests, we've proven that people who've never seen a Mustang, prefer a Mustang!"


    And meanwhile, over at GM Marketing, "Is there any segment we've missed? Any group at all? Anyone?"

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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    05/14/09

    In reply to Blind Man Wins Chance To Drive 2010 Mustang
    Roger, Roger, of the Mustang, watch out for that tree!!
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    aSoundofSleep-less nights was starred aSoundofSleep-less nights was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/14/09

    @aSoundofSleep: Great, now I'll have that stuck in my head all afternoon.
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    05/14/09

    In reply to Blind Man Wins Chance To Drive 2010 Mustang
    Shouldn't this contest have been screened so Ford Employees couldn't win? I mean, Mr. Keeney's obviously from the quality control department.
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    Boosted Lego Wagon was starred Boosted Lego Wagon was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    05/14/09

    In reply to Blind Man Wins Chance To Drive 2010 Mustang
    Little blind Roger took the wheel
    Navigatin' track space completely by feel
    Little sassy chassis sparkle in the sun
    All four small bald fat tires rockin' on the land and burnin' up
    Little Ford Mustang
    In the sand
    Little blue Ford Mustang
    In my hand


    Okay I got a Ford Modular motor hummin' on the street ready for fun
    Quit readin' that braille and come out and play in the sun
    Eight Coke bottle sized cylinders to be as smooth as you please
    Roger's bad-ass fat old abdomen stuck in the bucket seat


    Little Ford Mustang in the sand
    Little blue dune buggy in my hand


    Squishy transmission was caught in drive
    Blind man was squintin' at the track and the sky
    Blind woman in the front seat screamin' go go go
    He's ridin' the accelerator down to the floor with his fuzzy little toe-oe-oe-oe-oe


    Little Ford Mustang in the sand
    Little blue Ford Mustang in my hand


    Little blue Ford Mustang
    Little blue Ford Mustang
    Little blue Ford Mustang
    Little blue Ford Mustang
    Little blue Ford Mustang


    Little blue Ford Mustang
    Little blue Ford Mustang
    Little blue Ford Mustang
    Little
    Blue
    Ford Mustang!!!

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    Image of Karsten Von Urea for All Sales Event Karsten Von Urea for All Sales Event
    05/14/09

    @strllng plyr: Heart click! Do I have a problem if I still listen to that album regularly?
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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    05/14/09

    @PowerTryp: Two hits. Two. "Lump" and "Peaches". Two. And the whole album is outstanding.


    @Karsten Von Tide of Man-stein: If listening to The Presidents of the United States of America is wrong, then I don't wanna be right!

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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    05/14/09

    In reply to Blind Man Wins Chance To Drive 2010 Mustang
    Is this the new Special Ed Edition with a white and red, collapsible shifter modeled after one of these...


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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    05/14/09

    In reply to Blind Man Wins Chance To Drive 2010 Mustang
    I hope it's a convertible Mustang so his seeing eye dog has plenty of room to jump out before he hits that inevitable tree.
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    05/14/09

    In reply to Blind Man Wins Chance To Drive 2010 Mustang
    FORD has one upped Top Gear with their new car tester...


    THE ASTIGMATISM!

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/14/09

    @POLAЯ: Somebody's on a roll today!


    Nice to see you back around these part, BTW.

     Reply
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/14/09

    @POLAЯ: Well played.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/14/09

    @POLAЯ: Some say to unlock him you have to run your finger down his face, and that he thinks the credit crunch is some kind of breakfast cereal... all we know is he's called the (a)Stig(matism).
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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/14/09

    @POLAЯ: !kcab si RALOP!
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/14/09

    @POLAЯ: Well, I thought I had something and then I saw this, so COTD for you.


    And I made nice-nice with the security hamsters, posting during the day woohoo!

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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    05/14/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: You're dangerously close to thinking on my wavelength! I like that!


    @engineerd:

    &Novaload Misses Murilee:


    !ylno yad eno rof kcaB


    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: !SЯEEHC

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    POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was starred POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was unstarred
    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    05/14/09

    @Elhigh: Bless the hamsters for letting a "Senior Jalop" post in the sun!


    And thank you!

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    POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was starred POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was unstarred
    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    05/14/09

    @POLAЯ: Technically he'd be the STG. (no i's)
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    05/14/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon -> now boosted to 350hp: NCE!
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    05/14/09

    In reply to Blind Man Wins Chance To Drive 2010 Mustang
    That's funny, all the blind drivers I've ever seen have been in Toyota Siennas.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/14/09

    In reply to Blind Man Wins Chance To Drive 2010 Mustang
    That's nice of them.


    If he drove a Corvette, he'd "feel" disgusted.

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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    05/14/09

    In reply to Blind Man Wins Chance To Drive 2010 Mustang
    I hear that when you're blind, your other senses are heightened to superhuman levels. Well, all except taste.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/14/09

    @Ash78: They told him it was a Cuda.
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