At this point in our near daily coverage of witty vanity plates, our attention turns to the often overlooked Old Line State. Maryland Vehicle Administration officials managed to get several offensive or potentially offensive words stricken from the list of acceptable vocabulary from which MVA derives its yea or nay over vanity plate slogans.
Sorry, no HEROIN, TOILET, FBI, CIA, KILLALL, SAFESEX, PIMP, CHUMP, or BUNS, but there are a number of really bad words on the list that the department refuses to publish due to their pejorative punch. Bearing in mind fresh memories of certain other ridiculous vanity plate phrases, we can only imagine what's come under the scrutiny of Maryland's vigilant vehicle administration clerks. The phrases THEPUKE, FATPIMP, FATAL, BUTTS, SUX2BU, PHATAZZ, BAD AZZ, and WTF were already on tags, but were also purged when savvy administrators caught the oversight.