Ten Places Tim Tebow Should Drive In The Offseason

Tim Tebow was the NFL's biggest story this season, but it seems like plenty of folks are ready to see him go away for a while. Here are Jalopnik readers' picks for where Tebow should go during the offseason.

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Ten Places Tim Tebow Should Drive In The Offseason


10.) Arizona

Suggested By: Crossdrilled, who passes along the fact that there are over sixty places in Arizona with Hell or an allusion to Hell in their names. Obviously they're in need of a good soul. Or some ice.

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Ten Places Tim Tebow Should Drive In The Offseason


9.) Musée Rodin, Paris, France

Suggested By: LuckyChuck, who recommends that Tebow brush up on his form just a little bit.

No, not his throwing form.

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Ten Places Tim Tebow Should Drive In The Offseason


8.) Las Vegas

Suggested By: waveridin1959, among others, who seem to think our man Tim needs some Sin City lessons in kicking back and cutting loose. Given the luck he's had this season, though, maybe he'd be better off spending time with the slot machines.

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Ten Places Tim Tebow Should Drive In The Offseason


7.) Rio de Janeiro

Suggested By: Drachen, who thinks that Tebow would be comforted by Christ the Redeemer standing tall over the city.

The beaches have their sculptural side, too. Hey, he's a self-proclaimed virgin until marriage, but the dude's not blind.

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Ten Places Tim Tebow Should Drive In The Offseason


6.) New Zealand

Suggested By: E39Ed, who thinks that Tebow might want to take in a good rugby game. Given the man's tendency to run as much as he throws, there's some kinship here.

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Ten Places Tim Tebow Should Drive In The Offseason


5.) Hawaii

Suggested By: jguttes, who calls a halt to the hate train and thinks the guy needs a break. I agree. Why so venomous, Jalopnik nation?

So yeah, let him have some time away from the glare machine to relax and smell the hibiscus. Peace be with you?

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Ten Places Tim Tebow Should Drive In The Offseason


4.) Robert Johnson's Crossroads

Suggested By: owen-magnetic, who invokes the legend of the blues master and the chance to gain supernatural powers for those willing to sell their soul. We're not saying that Tebow would be inclined to make such a deal, but like with Vegas, into every life some temptation must fall.

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Ten Places Tim Tebow Should Drive In The Offseason


3.) Miami

Suggested By: Right Foot to Boxer, who thinks (among other things) that some time near home would do him good.

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Ten Places Tim Tebow Should Drive In The Offseason


2.) El Camino Real, California

Suggested By: SirNik84, who recommends the legendary route connecting the old Spanish missions along the Pacific coast as an ideal journey for spiritual contemplation. The fact that it passes through some of the most beautiful territory on Earth can't hurt, either.

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Ten Places Tim Tebow Should Drive In The Offseason


1.) John Elway's Place

Suggested By: Bentoboxx, My tank is full of it who thinks that Tebow needs some tutelage under the watchful eye of the master and Broncos team president. It looks like this is actually going to be the case, as Elway announced yesterday that Tebow is the designated starting quarterback going into training camp. Looking forward to next season yet?

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