Indecisive home invader, Goldilocks always settled on the middle choice, after having befouled the other two. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Maverick sits in that median, between Pinto and Mustang, but for Goldi, this one may be too hot.
Today's candidate sports Ford's tried and true small block in its most ubiquitous displacement, 302 cubic inches. In an odd coincidence, so did yesterday's, although that freak show Samurai had its Blue Oval V8 shoved into it by unknown means, while today's car had its bolted in place by the UAW. Questionable origins did not quell the fire in the loins of the 61.75% of you that voted Nice Price for that Suzuki, also known as the Merciless Pepper of Quetzalacatenango of NPOCP contenders, and we would appreciate it if you left us your next of kin should you choose to actually pursue that Suzuki.