Commenter Of The Day: Cosmi's Deli Edition

We've had a mini-Philadelphia theme week, what with Cupcake Lady and Crazy Carhoppin' Dude. I took the kids to Philly last weekend for a end-of-summer road trip, and while most of it was spent in overpriced museums, I reserved time for one authentic cheesesteak. Philly has two shops — Pat's King of Steaks and Geno's — that are supposed to serve the real deal in tourist-acceptable fashion. But I didn't want tourist-class, I wanted world-class. And I found it at Cosmi's Deli in south Philly; a nondescript store front that served the best cheesesteak I may ever eat. Commenter i can be stig also decided not to settle, in this case for Porsche's mediocre offerings:

Can you name the Porsche with four wheel drive,
smells like german steak and seats only five..

Cayennero! (YAH!) Cayennero!

Well, if you want part of their test track, Porsche'll give you a piece,
To help promote their truck to the nouveau riche !

Cayennero! (YAH!) Cayennero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of Teutonic Pride!

Cayennero! (YAH!) Cayennero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Ferrari-like fires are a matter for the courts!

Cayennero! (YAH!) Cayennero!

She's definitely not the car of Ferdinand's dreams,
She's a gas sucking, soccer-mom status machine!

Cayennero! (YAH!) Cayennero!

Drive Cayennero!!

Woah Cayennero!!