The Top 54 Lemons of the 24 Hours of LeMons Colorado

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You never know what's going to happen at a 24 Hours of LeMons race. Two Mitsubishi products in the top ten of the standings? Amazing! We also saw the oldest car in LeMons history: a 1956 Renault 4CV.


When the dust settled at High Plains Raceway, somewhere between Denver and the Kansas line, it turned out that the winning Ghetto Motorsports RX-7 had increased Mazda's total number of LeMons titles to eight, three ahead of tied-for-second-place BMW and Toyota.

Not enough LeMons action for you? Check out the top lemons of past races: Altamont '07Arse Freeze '07Altamont '08Ohio '08New England '08South '08Texas '08Arse Freeze '08Texas Spring '09South Spring '09Reno '09New Orleans '09New England '09Buttonwillow '09South Fall '09Ohio '09Texas Fall '09Arse Freeze '09Phoenix '10South Winter '10Texas Winter '10Sears Point '10Detroit '10New Orleans '10Goin' For Broken '10South Spring '10Dallas Summer '10Washington DC '10
Thanks to Nick Pon for photographic help.
Disclosure: Murilee Martin gets crazy baksheesh for his work on the 24 Hours of LeMons Supreme Court

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1. Ghetto Motorsports, Mazda RX-7
Winner On Laps

2. DumBoyz Investments (& Racing), BMW 325e
Winner, Class Good
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3. Eyesore Racing, Mazda Miata
Quickest Lap Of Race (2:17.005)

4. Owdee, Audi 90
Winner, Class Bad
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5. Racing For Cancer Awareness, Toyota MR2

6. Project Yellow Racing: FART Car, Honda CRX

7. Jetti Knight, Volkswagen Jetta
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8. U-Boat, Dodge Stealth

9. Barnyard Pedal Pushers, Nissan 300ZX

10. TEAM SPIDEY, Mitsubishi Eclipse

11. Mad Cow Racing, Nissan Altima

12. Burt's Bandits, Toyota Celica

13. Kelly's Gyros, Datsun 280ZX

14. Ka-Chow Racing, Ford Probe
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15. Clueless Cowards II, Toyota Supra

16. Lederhosen of Fire, Honda Civic

17. 4-Ring Circus, BMW 535i
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18. Red or Green, Mitsubishi Eclipse

19. Revolutionary Racing, BMW E36

20. White Trash Barbie Racing, Ford Crown Victoria
Co-Winner, Least Horrible Yank Tank Award

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21. White Trash Ken Racing, Ford Crown Victoria
Co-Winner, Least Horrible Yank Tank Award

22. Plan B Racing, Mazda 626

23. Oktoberpests, Porsche 944
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24. Clueless Cowards I, Toyota Supra

25. Jolly Raunchers, Volkswagen Jetta
Winner, Judges' Choice Award

26. Little Buckaroo, Volkswagen Beetle
Winner, Class Ugly

27. Volatile RAM, Toyota MR2

28. Team Marvin Martian Saab, Saab 9000 Turbo

29. FIREKATz, Pontiac Firebird
Winner, I Got Screwed award

30. Flying Brick Demolition Racing, BMW 325e
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31. Mexican Martini Racing, Honda CRX

32. Ain't Your Momma's Grocery Getter, Audi 200 Wagon

33. Colorado Cone Killers, BMW 533i
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34. Home Skooled Racing Academy, Plymouth Sapporo
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35. Mustache Ride, Volvo 245

36. The Road Crew, Chevrolet C10
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37. Jerk Chicken, Toyota Supra
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38. Speed Holes Racing, Rambler Marlin
Winner, Organizer's Choice

39. IGOTTAP, Honda Prelude

40. MR2D2, Toyota MR2

41. WD 40, Nissan 240SX

42. Rocket Surgery Racing, Renault 4CV
Winner, Index Of Effluency
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43. Christmas In July, Honda Civic
Winner, Heroic Fix award
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44. Strange Racing, Datsun 510
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45. Leon The Craptacular Neon, Dodge Neon
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46. All Snoopies Must Die, Porsche 944
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47. Cracker Boys Racing, Jeep Cherokee

48. Martooni Racing, Porsche 924
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49. Flying Hoondie, Merkur XR4Ti

50. Die Alten Merkuren, Merkur XR4Ti
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51. Bad Dog, Mazda Miata

52. Project Yellow Racing: Bandits

53. High Altitude Racing, Honda Civic

54. Boso GP, Honda Civic