People often forget Chrysler attempted to maintain the popularity of fourbangers in their Caravan minivans by adding a turbocharged 2.5-liter mill to create the Turbo Caravan. While the 150 HP isn't particularly impressive, it was quite a bit of power and almost appealing when coupled with the rare five-speed manual transmission. With some tweaks they've been boosted to run 12-second quarter-miles. Long live Iacocca! But no, this COTD isn't from the new A-Team Van but rather our post about bacon Mini ads and former Jalopnik EIC and current 0-60 boss Mike Spinelli's assertion bacon creates the same biochemical response as cocaine.
Also, not even someone from Jersey could listen to that much Motorhead and have lived a life free of substance abuse.
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