The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

A Saab took the overall win, which was shocking, and GM continued its run of Index of Effluency dominance… which came as no surprise at all. It was cold, it was wet, but the racin' was great!

Those of you who want to geek out on lap times and such should go to the MyLaps results for the race.
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Thanks to LeMons Assistant Perp Nick Pon for photographic help, and to the Tunachuckers, Bone Stock Racing, and Our Lady Of Perpetual Downforce for allowing me to mount the BumperCam timelapse camera on their cars. OK, here they are, in order of the final standings:

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

1. rbankracing.com, Saab 900 Turbo
Overall winner

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

2. Team SOB (South of the Border), Volkswagen GTI
Winner, Class Bad

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

3. www.endurancekarting.com, Mazda Miata
Winner, I Got Screwed
Winner, Class Good

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

4. Junkworks Racing, Mazda Miata
Winner, Organizer's Choice

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

5. Magnum PU, Honda Prelude

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

6. Monty Python's Flying CRX, Honda CRX

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

7. Sweede Lil' Pigs, Saab 900

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

8. Black Sheep Racing, Nissan 300ZX

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

9. Super Troopers Racing, BMW 325

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

10. Team Saab Story, Nissan 300ZX

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

11. Rush Hour Racing - Mellow Kab, Ford Crown Victoria
Winner, Least Horrible Yank Tank

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

12. Son of a Blitzen, Mercedes-Benz 190E

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

13. Miller Lite, BMW 325e

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

14. Team Villain Racing, Honda Prelude

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

15. Howard J Turkstra Motorsports, Toyota Celica

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

16. Team Top Gear, Nissan 200SX
Winner, Chili Cook-Off

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

17. Beelzebubbas - Rednecks From Hell, Chevrolet Camaro

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

18. German Garden Gnomes, Acura Integra

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

19. CHERRY BOMB RACING, BMW 325i

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

20. Cullman Liquidation, Honda Prelude

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

21. Team Red Rocket, Ford Escort

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

22. Dorifto Dogs/Hoon Hound, BMW 325e

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

23. Track Pillagerz!, Buick LeSabre
Winner, Index of Effluency

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

24. Swede Sixteen Racing, Volvo 740

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

25. Schumacher Taxi Service GI Slow, Toyota MR2

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

26. DRTy e-Thirties, BMW 325e

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

27. Team Police Brutality, Lincoln Mark VIII

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

28. Team Drinking and Driving, Honda Civic
Winner, Judges' Choice

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

29. Darwin Wrenching, BMW 325

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

30. theoretical racing, Nissan 280ZX
Winner, Class Ugly
Winner, Highest Placing 70s Contender

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

31. Team Z Racing, Mazda Miata
Winner, Jake Leg Award For Worst Moonshine

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

32. JP Smith Builders, Ford Crown Victoria

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

33. The Rotary Rotards, Mazda RX-7

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

34. Flying Purple People Eater, Mazda RX-7

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

35. V Dub Motorsports, Volkswagen Jetta GL

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

36. R&R Racing, Honda Accord

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

37. Graham Tire Co, Nissan 200SX

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

38. Pants Optional, Mazda Miata

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

39. Bone Stock Racing, Mitsubishi Diamante

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

40. Our Lady Of Perpetual Downforce, Honda Civic
Winner, Dangerous Homemade Technology

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

41. All night long, Lincoln Town Car

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

42. UPOS Delivery, Volkswagen Rabbit

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

43. Riverrat Racing, BMW 318i

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

44. BoomPow Surprise, Ford Probe

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

45. Whiine and Cheaat Racing, Saab 9000 Turbo

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

46. Skool Boyz Racezing, Datsun 280Z

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

47. Kobayashi Maru, BMW 320i

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

48. NSF Racing, Honda CRX

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

49. Midlife Crisis, Nissan 300ZX

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

50. No-Driving Sons-O'-Bitches, Honda CRX

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

51. BubbaGump Racing, Honda Accord

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

52. Team Phoenix, Porsche 944

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

53. Schumacher Taxi Service- Lost Our Shirts, Toyota Corolla FX16

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

54. The Slammer, Alfa Romeo Milano

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

55. Team Fustercluck, Ford Mustang
Winner, Heroic Fix

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

56. Racing Nemo, BMW 325i

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

57. Grim Reaper Racing, Ford Mustang

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

58. Viva Viagara, Opel Kadett

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

59. Misfitts, Honda Accord

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

60. Amaxaphobe Racing, Pontiac Fiero

The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMonsS

61. Tunachuckers, Volvo Amazon

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