• By Murilee Martin
    Dec 28, 2008 9:40 PM 9,050
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    Wienerschmoker E30 Gets Shiny Side Down, Brings Arse Freeze Rollover Total To Three

    V8olvo Gets Upside-Down, Roof Barely Dented: Volvo Bricks As Sturdy As Advertised!

    And The Other Winner Is...
    read more: #24hoursoflemons, #racing, #24hoursoflemonsthunderhill, #arsefreezeapalooza, #geo, #metro, #geometro, #engineswap

    And The Arse Freeze-A-Palooza LeMons Winner Is: The Metro Gnome Motorcycle-Engined Geo!

    Toilet plunger differential grease seal and all, the Metro Gnome CBR900RR-powered Geo has won the 2008 24 Hours Of LeMons Arse Freeze-A-Palooza!

    Many said it could never happen, and others said they couldn't be legit, but the 900cc Metro Gnome proved them all wrong and/or pumped up the conspiracy theories to higher levels. The internet connection speed here reminds me of one of those circa-1976 300 baud handset-cradle modems, so you'll have to wait until I get back to civilization for the in-depth coverage of what transpired over the weekend. For now: Congratulations, Team Metro Gnome!


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