Sometimes a car comes with a pedigree, sometimes it's because it was owned by a celebrity. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe croons you a tune, and it's in the key of AMG.
For this AMG mercedes ML55
If eBay is still alive
If your bid does survive
You may win. . .
In the year twenty-oh-nine
Nice Price or Crack Pipe searches to find
Car and trucks for such a cost
That you may think the seller's sense is lost
In the year twenty-oh-oh
This mercedes truck first said hello
The seller claims it's horsepower is four hundred
He likes it better than a Cayenne, in case you wondered
Back in the year twenty-oh-oh
Mercedes got the SUV bug, don't you know
Built these things in Tennessee
And this one's engine's by AMG
whoa-a-o
Now in the year twenty-oh-nine
The seller wants fourteen grand, won't take less a dime
It's a truck that looks like a minivan
And he claims it was owned by a celebrity man
In the year nineteen-sixty-nine
Evan & Zager wrote a song all about time
About pollution, and how we are bad
It was a hit even though it made people sad
Back in the year twenty-oh-nine
Zager's mercedes is on the eBay auction line
The seller thinks with this history the value it will nudge
But we all know you'll all be the judge
whoa-a-o
Now it's a mercedes ML55
That's not too bad a truck to have when you're alive
It should be quick, should handle too
But about the cost, what will you do?
Is fourteen grand a price that's nice?
Is the celebrity history a throw of the dice?
For this truck, what would you really pay
?
So it's not crack pipe, and saves the seller's day?
whoa-a-o
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