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Xelmon
01:11 PM

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Compared to the many o' crack pipes we've had for similar price, I think this deserves a nice price.

Mainly being... Ya know, a sports car, and not something that is riced beyond imagination.
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dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
12:52 PM

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As long as the title aint salvage, that's a nice price right there. I actually like the fact that he didn't pressure clean the engine, it means it's more likely that the wiring is still functional.
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GreenN_Gold
12:19 PM

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That's a cool car, and it looks like this guy got plenty of fun out of it, so good for him. I want it, but I wouldn't buy it due to the cost of maintenance, the cost of insurance, the impracticality, and other boring realities.
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Novaload
11:21 AM

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I voted Nice Price because I like panel gaps!
There.
I've said it.
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Mobius
11:18 AM

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Hey! I am Bob Shubin Jr. and I'm here to make you a deal!
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Ford Tempo Fanatic
10:54 AM

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Lets see. What could I do with that $22,000. I could buy a Toyota Camry!

NICE PRICE.

(I, personally, wouldn't have the Viper. But the price is good, and Vipers are awesome sauce. I'd buy myself my three dream cars, all of which can be had for under $10k)
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Jagvar
11:05 AM

@Ford Tempo Fanatic: At $22K, the world is your oyster:

- 1991 Porsche 928
- 1993 Lotus Esprit
- 2000 BMW 750iL
- 2001 Mercedes CL600
- 2004 VW Phaeton V8

And so on.
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Ford Tempo Fanatic
11:16 AM

@Jagvar:
1984 Ford Tempo GL Diesel
1989 Ford Tempo GLS (engine-less, ready for SHO)
1958 Ford Fairlane
1978 Lincoln Continental Mark IV Bill Blass Edition
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Paul Y. don't drive too fast.
01:03 PM

@Ford Tempo Fanatic: As a package deal, I presume?
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Turboner
10:31 AM

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Nice writeup, but no. For that, you could get yourself a much nicer, newer, lower mileage C5 Z06 with just as many torques and a few more ponies, not to mention superior handling. 'Nuff said.
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Ford Tempo Fanatic
10:54 AM

@Turboner: But. Viper will always be more bad ass then Corvette. Its just a law of nature, sorta.
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BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
09:28 AM

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Crack pipe, could use that money better to buy beer and turn my sixpack into something more Cheneyness.
BTW Mr.Robber you have a fine way to express your self.
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Steve_in_NC
09:19 AM

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Ok for $22K I'll can have a new 6 cyl Mustang or this....

This car appears to already been driven hard. That makes it better, you can hoon this thing apart without guilt. We have all dated a girl like that haven't we? Not the marring type, but damn fun on a summer night.
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Steve_in_NC
09:39 AM

@Steve_in_NC: marring type? or marrying type? coffee?
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pauljones
09:07 AM

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Oh, Crack Pipe.

While I will agree that all things being equal, this would be superb price for a 1996 Viper. However, all things are not equal, particularly when it comes to the build quality of the early models.

The very phrase "rough but running" and it's respective variations ought to damn well be red flags for anyone who has half a clue about buying used cars. Throw that phrase in with a 13-year-old Viper, and somethings gonna go wrong.

That, and there is the subjective factor as well. I have never been a big fan of Vipers; I love the concept, but not the execution. Nothing, not even the mighty SLR, gives me quite the same impression when I see one driving by. It's almost as if the driver is shouting, "Look at me! I'm a total p***s!" That, and it is also a choice ride for affluent coke dealers.
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GreenN_Gold
11:59 AM

@pauljones: I'm trying to figure out what a "p***s" is.
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area_educator
09:06 AM

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I'd hold out for a coupe, personally.
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area_educator
09:30 AM

@area_educator: And not just for the practicality. The coupes looked way better, too.
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Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
09:03 AM

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Camry price meant it's suitable for Camry-grade daily commuting. Just have another Camry-price ready for the gas bill. But you'll be having more fun than anyone else going 5 mph.
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UDMan
09:02 AM

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Oh for Chryslers Sake, what a bunch of whiners. "Oh the seats is scuffed up". Remember, we are talking about Chrysler Interiors of the early 90's, in which the "Leather" is very thin to begin with.

"Oh, the panel gaps are too big. It must have been in an accident". No, they left the factory that way. It may have been hand built, but in no way was that better then machine built/

"Oh, there are nicer ones on the market for just a little more". And most of them are in that hideous Red Color.

So how do I vote? Sorry, but it's Crack Pipe. I never did like the Viper.
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smalleyxb122
08:57 AM

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Sweet. I want it. It's probably good that it's so far away, and I don't have any money.

Nice price.
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that ain't the way to have fun, son
08:35 AM

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If 50K is correct, then I don't want a car which was owned by a person too careless to prevent seat wear like that in so few entry/exits.

Actually, I don't, regardless of miles.
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