See, now, this family in their lovely 1972 Opel Kadett wagon are being very smart about how they go on a picnic, and took a precaution most families forget: always bring a duplicate of your favorite child, just in case something goes wrong with the first one.
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Dad's hair is disturbing. Nothing good can happen with such people.