theroadlessdriven
Andrew T. Maness
theroadlessdriven

Wow. If he’s already tank slapping uphill in a 328, he is going to have a really fucked up autocross experience. But anything is better than this on the street. Read more

But will it eat oil like a Subaru? Read more

A Cayenne, a car that weighs nine million pounds, looks like it comes with a salvage title from the factory, a center of gravity three floors above the driver, and named after a pepper? That one? Read more

I wrote that sentence poorly. The S with RWD has a manual. The AWD and R models do not. Read more

I find the lack of Christmas cheer in your comment offensive. You should consider revisiting it with maybe 30-40% more “ye olde,” “hallelujah” and “baby jesus” references, please. Read more

#MustHaveMissedTheNonsenicalNewsRegardingStarbucksCups Read more

Didn’t call it retro, did call those plastic bikes transformers. Sean for mayor. Read more

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups. Read more