Wait wait wait—I was dead serious about that ambulance. It’s absolutely capable of doing this job, better than almost anything else. Rationally, what’s the issue? It’s a very capable, incredibly well-built 4WD camper. Not exotic or weird or anything like that. Forget what it used to be, and look at what it is! Read more

This isn’t generic. There’s a definite look to that front end, which is an irregular hexagon, not a box. Read more

That’s the best way to celebrate my birthday. Read more

THAT’S MY BIRTHDAY Read more

open plastic bags. Read more

I have to fix the solenoid on my wife’s xB this weekend, and the Beetle is getting shipped to LA for a TV show thing. It’ll be back soon. Also, I’ll sit and stare at my Pao, happily. Oh, and I spilled gas in the Pao and need to get rid of the smell before my wife leaves me. Read more

It’s not on fire. Read more

I’m pretty sure that’s just soy sauce, but probably worth checking out. Thanks for the hot tip! Read more

I bet I could be pretty happy with the bonkers adventure that driving that thing across country would be. Read more

I’m gonna use that blocked-ad revenue money to buy you some nice, soothing butt-salve, and a mohair washcloth with which to apply it. Because you’re worth it. Read more

I don’t know, it doesn’t look all that bad to me. Read more

Nothing gets by you! Read more

That’s fantastic! Read more

Come find me if you ever want a spin in a car with just parking lights on. It’ll blow your freaking mind. Read more

For what? A life partner? Horse. Read more

Citroën Cactus. Read more

Not all of it. I’d share. Read more

USS Nathan Lane Read more

Just have Raph and Mike come to your house and argue until you can’t take it anymore. Read more

Thanks! We were at 10,999,999 and then you showed up, so thank YOU! Read more