I have a crapton of old 8-bit era computers and game consoles! And I do goofy art shit! And have a kid! Read more

Only if you’re blind. Read more

You did, just now. Read more

Something electrical with large sawblades for wheels that can cut through underground optical fiber cables. Read more

I like those bikes with four wheels and a loud motor mounted somewhere, often behind you. They’re easy to pedal. Read more

That’s his hair. Read more

Lock them, but keep them in the trunk. Read more

Probably a cab or an Uber, just so I can complicate as many people’s day as possible. Read more

THIS WAS NOT THE FIRST CAR. IT’S NOT EVEN CLOSE. Read more

I’m ready. Read more

https://jalopnik.com/meh-car-monday-the-dodge-diplomat-has-immunity-from-be-1796243317 Read more

Woah. Read more

Thank you for coming up with a justification for this! I hope the next Mad Max movie has them using this sort of system to indicate every single turn. Read more

You know, I think the first three definitions hold regardless! Read more

Via conductive fibers woven into the mats. Read more

GOOD POINT Read more

Can you blame him? Read more

Not at all. Read more

It’s a safe bet people are trying to get rid of me quickly in most interactions. I know it’s a useful troubleshooting gauge, but the primary purpose it was placed on the dash was for aesthetic kinetics, not engine diagnosis. At least according to the engineer I spoke with. Read more

Just lap belts, I’m afraid. Read more