jasontorch
Jason Torchinsky
jasontorch
Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus, 2020 Changli EV • Not-so-running: 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!: https://rb.gy/udnqhh)
Apr 16
10

“Beginner’s All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code.” And I didn’t Google that.

Apr 13
16

No, no you don’t. If someone is making you, tap three times on your monitor and I’ll send help.

Apr 8
2

https://jalopnik.com/headlights-are-too-damn-expensive-but-i-have-a-solution-1794231519

Mar 30
3

ha ha ha yes, yes, you’re completely right jezzis what the fuck is wrong with me today 

Mar 30
1

No, man, I just said April Fools’ was tomorrow instead of the day after. I mis-did the knuckle-month thing.

Mar 24
208

No, man, this isn’t a piece shitting on the Richest Man In The World, this is a piece shitting upon some really awful UX decisions. Sad is not being able to deal with actual valid critiques of technology without feeling like it’s an attack on Elon Musk, who I suspect will weather this onslaught just fine. Read more

Mar 24
64

The only advantage I can see is perhaps this is cheaper to produce—it’s all in software, and there’s no physical controls for shifting, so that might save some pennies.”

Mar 23
66

Wow! This is amazing because 1. I’m communication with an actual Honda Clarity owner, and B. This was decided as a good solution to try again. No hinged louver panel, though. Would you want an aftermarket one of those?