Jason Torchinsky's discussions

“Beginner’s All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code.” And I didn’t Google that.

No, no you don’t. If someone is making you, tap three times on your monitor and I’ll send help.

https://jalopnik.com/headlights-are-too-damn-expensive-but-i-have-a-solution-1794231519

so I just pick up the Pulitzer or it’ll be delivered or

That’s different, she’s just keeping the gas farm-fresh

Yes, you’re correct.

yes, because there’s very hungry dogs in the back seat.

I want you to know it came up and I said this:

ha ha ha yes, yes, you’re completely right jezzis what the fuck is wrong with me today 

No, man, I just said April Fools’ was tomorrow instead of the day after. I mis-did the knuckle-month thing.

*It’s

Ha ha! Gotcha! Also, shit, sorry, I fixed it.

It’s water-cooled, yes, I made a mistake. But not a Goliath!

No, man, this isn’t a piece shitting on the Richest Man In The World, this is a piece shitting upon some really awful UX decisions. Sad is not being able to deal with actual valid critiques of technology without feeling like it’s an attack on Elon Musk, who I suspect will weather this onslaught just fine. Read more

“The only advantage I can see is perhaps this is cheaper to produce—it’s all in software, and there’s no physical controls for shifting, so that might save some pennies.”

they could do that, sure, or design a usable fucking shifter

Oh damn I didn’t imagine that until now holy crap

Then buy more ham! (send me a check, Big Ham)

Wow.

Wow! This is amazing because 1. I’m communication with an actual Honda Clarity owner, and B. This was decided as a good solution to try again. No hinged louver panel, though. Would you want an aftermarket one of those?