Yes, I own a house. I honestly don’t think I’d feel disrespected based on how a neighbor wanted to keep their home. It’s their property; if it’s not on my property, and not hurting anyone, it’s just none of my business. Read more

I feel like we should hang out.
Read more

to be fair, I just got the email that same day! Read more

Shit, that’s a cool windscreen. Read more

To be clear I am NOT against bread bowls. I was trying to think of a delicious, heavy meal that would make you sleepy. Read more

When he got exasperated about Genghis Khan I knew I was doing my job. Read more

I’m sure you’ll rise above the pain and disappointment. We’re all pulling for you. Read more

I think you may be going to the wrong website for your needs. Read more

Your Idiot is the most important job title I have, and I wear it with pride. Read more

I looked at it a few times today. Read more

You seem nice. Read more

Nice! I’ve hardly seen any actual Micras! Read more

Thanks, pal! Read more

I love those, too! Gary has at least two... Read more

I’m not against a name! I’ll give it some thought. Read more

Um, I wrote the Edd China one! Read more

Approval from you on a weird car is like having the pope give a thumbs-up. Read more

Thank YOU! Read more

I can’t even imagine giving a shit about how this affects my masculinity. My dick works fine, and I think this car is great. That’s enough for me. Read more

Yep. It’s removable! Read more