jasontorch
Jason Torchinsky
jasontorch
Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus, 2020 Changli EV • Not-so-running: 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!: https://rb.gy/udnqhh)

I have it still! But I think it may be going to a home with someone who has the time to bring it back to its former glory. Read more

thanks! you too! I’m afraid I’m not close, but who knows in the future? Read more

No joke! You know I love making stuff up, but when I do, I let on somewhere. Also, we tag the satirical/joke stuff as ‘satire.’ Incredibly, based on the research I’ve been able to do, this is all real. Check the other sources linked in the story. It’s bonkers. Read more

It’s okay, I screwed that up! No biggie. Thanks for pointing it out. I fixed it. Read more

Actually, I don’t drink coffee at all, to be honest. I’m a gin man. Read more