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Rob Emslie
graverobber
Rob Emslie is a contributing writer for Jalopnik. He has too many cars, and not enough time to work on them all.

I am gonna break my rule about buying off warranty German luxury cars (a rapidly depreciating asset with high maintenance costs) and go with nice price here.  The car seems to be clean and well maintained, and the miles aren't in the could have driven to the moon range that many cars featured here have been lately.  Read more

For a van that nearly been to the Moon and is a little tattered around the edges, selling dude is way proud of the price he’s asking: Read more

“Janky” or “patina”? It’s at that awkward age where it’s moving from the former to the latter.  Still, ND, for the price and miles, and the fact that they weren’t very popular when new. Read more

Not even an auction?  Hell yes. What’s the most you can lose? $30K.  There are millions of cars which are going to depreciate that much in two years right now. If it stops running just park it in the driveway and enjoy.
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Tough, I can’t find good information on private sale prices here, but I see some going in that price range and higher. Given the condition I’m leaning NP. Read more

Beautiful car, great price, and if I were in the market I would probably be talking myself out of a bargain...but there has to be a reason why this car is so cheap. I don’t want to find out. ND. Read more

Looks to be in great shape. Bet it’s another “highway miles” vehicle for its miles not affecting it like other boxes on the road which would be worn out to the max. Read more

I have no use for something this massive, and I pity the buyer when gas prices spike again. But if it meets your needs, this deal seems hard to beat. Easy NP. Read more

This car feels like a hot mess of random shapes and proportions that would make a late ‘90's Pontiac proud. ND at any price Read more

Yeah. I’d bite. And smile happily with the car bites back every few months with some glitch.  Read more

What! No Mitsubishi Eclipse? The Path of Totality is a Passat anagram Ass Tap
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A lot of miles, but given the car’s condition and what the owner has done from a maintenance standpoint, I like it a lot. It may have nearly gotten to the Moon with its mileage, but I’m willing to bet a lot of those miles are highway miles—next to no wear. Looks to be a great second car for the family—NP. Read more

I have no idea what Harley spent on development, but the fit and finish of the LiveWire is tremendous. I was happy buying mine for 18 grand a couple years ago. Still love that bike.  Read more

A reasonable market price for this is around $18K. It’s condition might get it to $20K. $24K is way beyond what this can bring. There are too many available to be able to sell this at the mileage for this price. ND Read more

Nice car, but priced way too high for the miles. My experience says the engine might have 30-40K left before the head gasket goes.  Read more

Drive one at highway speeds, see the constant rpm and drone of the engine.  Weekend canyon carver only and still overpriced. Read more

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Front bench seat and no center console? Station wagon, more like Shaggin’ Wagon, amiright?