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<3 that Tic-Tac livery.

Porsche takes 3 spots in the Top 10. Sounds about right. Read more

I think there’s a business opportunity here; Goofy symbol stickers for the “dead” buttons on poverty-spec cars.

Dipshits In Cars Getting Prune Juice

My brother, a Bills fan, pointed out to me that our most popular chant is a remedial spelling lesson, and the fact that the entire stadium screams at first downs is indicative as to the overall success of the team. Again, he’s a fucking Bills fan. Read more

Not sure if “crewmwmber” is an actual mistake or just really clever parody of all the stupid typos I see in my actual facebook feed. Read more

“This year, it’s “talk small, play big,” whatever the hell that means.” Read more

Neutral: Well we don’t want to punish our “job creators”...right? Won’t someone think of the poor CEO insulated by 7 layers of management?!? They obviously can’t have any culpability when their company knowingly suppresses a defect that kills consumers. Read more

This is not how I ever wanted to picture the Silver Surfer.
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Not to mention the antibiotic resistant staph strain in the Bucs locker room is totally going to hybridize with an STD from Ybor city and will kill us all. Read more

Thank you, Sweet Baby Jesus. Gregg is gone, Craggs is gone (:( THE CURSE OF THE DOUBLE Gs), but football is coming. Read more