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My best guess is that it’s a home brew contraption. From what I can tell, it is pretty impressive for that sort of thing. God only knows what it’s built on. I’m thinking the Nevada plate is likely because there is NO WAY in hell one could title and register this thing in California. Chrysler because drivetrain? Read more

That pic of Matt Gaetz and (terrible) friends showcases such a wide, all encompassing array of insufferableness. It really is quite something. Read more

“Fucking garbage” is my go to. Read more

Thankfully (?) for me, I now work for a small design firm where most of us work from home. There is no need for a holiday party and even if there was, Governor Newsome has probably put the brakes on it because we’re likely going into a modified 3 week stay-at-home order any day now. Which is, strangely, a relief for Read more

My hot take is Polar Express should NEVER have been made into a movie. The book is perfect (and achingly beautiful to look at) and needs no goddamn animation of any kind. Read more

I’d pay good money for a show consisting of Katie Porter and Elizabeth Warren politely ripping to shreds people like the goblin Mnuchin. It will forever piss me off that I have to see his name in the credits as a producer every time I watch The Lego Movie. Read more

This is terrific, like a perfectly petty twist on adding “in bed” to the end of every fortune from a fortune cookie. I am going to do this from now on. Read more

If your cat can live on pure spite for Trump, the feline could very well make it ot 2024 AND be in better health than him. Read more

If I haven’t already had a few drinks in me this evening, I’d head straight to the grocery store RIGHT NOW. Read more

The legal team for one-term President Donald Trump, has responded in kind, suggesting maybe Barr claiming there’s no fraud is part of the fraud: “We have gathered ample evidence of illegal voting in at least six states, which they have not examined,” a memo from the team reads, in part. Read more

Man, poor little Ikea box. One minute it’s just floating along humming “Space Oddity” and then - BAM - snared by that mean ‘ol grabby satellite. Read more

Man, poor little Ikea box. One minute it’s just floating along humming “Space Oddity” and then - BAM - snared by that mean ‘ol grabby satellite. Read more

I would have too, but my full bore evil laugh scares the dog. I had to settle for doing it in type above. Read more

It feels kinda wrong to wish there were more pics of this thing, but I’m going to chalk it up to 2020 making me think some weird shit. Read more

[Mnuchin] said that many markets are no longer in danger of seizing up and don’t need aid beyond next month, when the programs are scheduled to expire. Read more

While Trumpers seem to be hopeful that he will also have the longevity of Betty White and the rest of have, let’s say, dissimilar hopes. [Politico] Read more

When the GOP is in power, they have proven time and time again that deficits don’t matter. So when they inevitably start bleating about “fiscal responsibility” at 12:01 pm January 20th 2021, I’d like every one to remind them of this every fucking day. Preferably prefaced with a hearty “Fuck you.” Read more

Michigan and Vermont are pretty much spot on. Read more

The last place I would want to go is a party at the White House, where the two main occupants have already had covid and didn’t give a fuck about it before, during, and after being sick. Read more