On the eve of the Woodward Dream Cruise, I have been given the keys to a 485 horsepower monster, which I’ve used to transport car parts, rip burnouts, and cruise Woodward like God intended. Now ask me questions about this thing!

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We’ve reviewed (and fallen in love with) the Challenger Scat Pack, but I don’t think we’ve ever gotten behind the wheel of the four door variant. But I have been driving one for the past few days, and let me say: this thing might get me killed.

The grip from the rear tires is nonexistent. Which is totally fine, because all I want to do is drive to the middle of nowhere, turn off traction control, and do the most disgusting, ozone-depleting burnouts this world has ever seen.

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But now it’s time for you to ask me questions. But because I’m a nice guy, I’ve answered your two most pressing ones already:

1. Will a 4.0-liter Jeep cylinder head fit in the trunk?

Yes.

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2. Will a big stuffed turtle fit in the passenger seat?

Yes.

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Any other questions?