The 2014 Lexus LX570 is basically a luxified Toyota Land Cruiser, and as such it's big, it's cushy, it's got lots of little switches, and it's probably shinier than it has any right to be. What do you want to know about it?

I just had the Lexus for a little over a week, and in that time I drove around the suburbs, helped a friend move, and wowed the masses and beyond with the suspension that goes up and down and up and down. Quite thrilling, really.

PROS:

  • It's very quiet
  • It's very smooth
  • I was so high up I do believe I saw the curvature of the Earth below me

CONS:

  • It cost $81,750, which seems a bit much
  • It got 12 MPG. Twelve.
  • I was so high up I do believe I saw the curvature of the Earth below me

Got any questions? Fire away in the comments below, and I'll do my best to answer.

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