Weekend Motorsports Roundup: March 16-17, 2013S

Welcome to the Jalopnik Weekend Motorsports Roundup, where we let you know what's going on in the world of racing, where you can see it, and talk about it all in one convenient place. Where else would you want to spend your weekend?

Oh my God, you guys. THIS WEEKEND.

After months upon months of telling you "Well, there's nothing on this weekend except a World Endurance Championship race from last year and some drag racing, herp derp" I can finally say that there is some serious-ass racing on tap for a change!

What do we have? First, we have the 12 Hours of Sebring. That one's gonna be on Saturday, and it will be spread throughout the afternoon on SPEED and streaming online all day. If you haven't done so already, check out Porsche9146's spotter's guide so you can impress all your friends with your in-dept knowledge of all the cars.

Then! Then we have the first race of the 2013 Formula One season, baby! Even though it's on at the ungodly hour of 1:30 a.m. on Sunday, you will want to watch the Australian Grand Prix. It's the first time NBC has covered F1, so we're eager to see how they get it done. Admit it, you're not doing anything wholesome at that time anyway.

Wait. What's that you're saying? "I just don't think that's enough motherfuckin' racing for me, Patrick George! What should I do?" Well you're in luck because NASCAR is at Bristol this weekend, and that should make for a great show. And there's Australian V8 Supercars too. Anyone have a good livestream for that one? (Edit: Here's a good one.)

Who's not getting anything accomplished at all this weekend? You, that's who. Unless you count "watching racing and being awesome" as an accomplishment. In that case, you're golden.

As always, please let us know about anything we missed, as well as good livestreams, in the comments.

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All times Eastern.

Saturday, March 16

Formula One Australian Grand Prix Qualifying

Melbourne Grand Prix Circuit

Melbourne, Australia

2 a.m. on NBC Sports Network

(Update: Postponed due to rain until 8 p.m.)

NASCAR Sprint Cup Food City 500 Practice

Bristol Motor Speedway

Bristol, Tennessee

9 a.m. on SPEED

American LeMans Series 12 Hours of Sebring

Sebring International Raceway

Sebring, Florida

10:30 a.m., 1:30 p.m. on SPEED, 7:30 p.m. conclusion on SPEED2

Also streaming online

NASCAR Sprint Cup Food City 500 Final Practice

Bristol Motor Speedway

Bristol, Tennessee

12 p.m. on SPEED

NASCAR Nationwide Cup Jeff Foxworthy's Grit Chips 300

Bristol Motor Speedway

Bristol, Tennessee

2 p.m. on ESPN2

AMA Supercross

Lucas Oil Stadium

Indianapolis, Indiana

7:30 p.m. on SPEED

Sunday, March 17

Formula One Australian Grand Prix Race

Melbourne Grand Prix Circuit

Melbourne, Australia

1:30 a.m. on NBC Sports Network

NASCAR Sprint Cup Food City 500 Race

Bristol Motor Speedway

Bristol, Tennessee

1 p.m. on FOX

AMA Pro Racing Daytona 200

Daytona Motor Speedway

Daytona, Florida

1:30 p.m. on SPEED

AMA Pro Flat Track

Daytona Motor Speedway

Daytona, Florida

6 p.m. on SPEED