If you had a jet engine strapped to a truck, the first thing you should want to do should be obvious – that’s right, you’d strap a Tickle Me Elmo to a post and shoot it with screaming hot fire.

This is well and truly what the Internet was created for, friends.

There has never been a better use for 2,500 horsepower than this. Even if he does call Elmo by the name “Elmer” a couple of times.


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