Two women survived with only minor injuries after they found their Toyota RAV4 flying gracefully through the air like a swan. The driver, who was cut off by another vehicle, swerved to avoid a collision and hit a snowbank, sending her and her companion flying 60 feet off a bridge to a riverbank below.

The perfect landing made on the side of the Hackensack River by 25-year-old Elizabeth Wolthoff, and 23-year-old Rebecca Winslo was helped by the fact that the RAV4 landed completely upright, according to the AP:

"The snowbank served almost as a ramp," [police director Michael] Mordaga said. "They're very lucky the way the vehicle landed."

Ha, "luck." Sure, right, Mordaga. "Luck." Let's see you stick a 60-foot landing off I-80 like that. Clearly, Wolthoff and Winslo are professionals.

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Responding firefighters used the Jaws of Life to extract both women from the RAV4, which is almost certainly totally destroyed, but went out in a blaze of glory.

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Please, leave all stunts to professionals.