As a Top Gear host, Rory Reid must travel around the globe to drive the world’s most interesting cars in its most interesting places. Here’s what that life looks like, through his Twitter feed.

Somewhere on Rory’s lengthy travels, he made a mistake. That mistake was ordering a salad:

I think I can say, without much doubt in my heart, that this must be the worst salad. There could be no worse salad. We at Jalopnik are sorry, Rory, that this salad happened to you.