Why spend all that time and money building a normal car into a ridiculous Lemons racer when the good people at Subway have already done all the hard work for you? For $500, meet the 2010 Fiat Avocado.
Located in the Richmond Hill neighborhood in Queens (I wonder if it will make an appearance at the auto show?) and up for grabs on Craigslist is this avocado-shaped vehicle. It comes with the best description I've ever seen for a classified ad:
I'm selling this mint 2010 AVOCADO, 2-door, 24,000 miles, original owner, car is all custom and on Fiat chassis. Needs minor bondo. Only used for delivering Sammie's. Want to sell ASAP, need money for 2014 Kiwi. Call or text 347-247-1948 ok to contact anytime of day or night, ask for JB.
Presumably, this is the same car used in this pro-avocado Subway ad from a couple years back. I have no idea if it runs or not currently, or if it ever did, but the seller claims it was used for sandwich delivery, so maybe.
Seems like a solid deal to me! Who doesn't like avocados? Stick a roll cage in there and you're good to go, basically. Sandwiches not included.
Hat tip to Autoevolution!