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1st Gear: Cars.com Gets Sold For Good
You can shove your Oculus Rift up your own ass so you can see, in 3D, what the inside of your ass looks like. While more ink will certainly be shed on Facebook (and other tech companies) spending obscene amounts of money on start-ups, few people are going to excited about Cars.com.
So why is it worth more than Instagram or Oculus Rift?
Cars.com makes a lot of actual, real money right now and is in a market that's probably growing. There have also been other unsuccessful attempts ot knock sites like it off their throne.