Just because you're rich doesn't mean you can handle your million-horsepower hypercar. Jalopnik readers know that this usually ends embarrasingly, and on video.
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Not all supercar drivers are total tools. The good ones never end up on viral videos like these, so you just don't notice or hear about them. It's these cases that make up a very vocal minority of the supercar ownership experience.
Hell, we wouldn't be surprised if there were more crashed Corvettes than anything else. These two videos (here and here) spring to mind as perfect cases of bad driving not being limited to the richest of the rich.
And before we delve into all of our video footage, let's remember this classic shot, from before everyone had YouTube and a GoPro.
So remember everyone: supercars are loud and fast and silly. Try not to drive them too fast, because when you inevitably crash yours, you'll want to step out, take a bow to the flashing iPhones, and take the whole thing in stride. Supercars are about show. Enjoy them even in their more embarrassing moments.
Photo Credit: HighOctane.co.nz
10.) Top Gear: Supercars In France
It's hard to top this misadventure in a Parisian parking garage, which shut down a good bit of France's capital. Well done, boys.
Suggested By: Bonhomme7h
9.) Ferrari 355 Chases A Viper Off A Cliff
Amazingly, the Viper driver landed four-wheels-up and walked away unharmed.
Suggested By: Eric Sledlecki
8.) Godzilla Strikes Again
Here's another video we've seen before, where even the most flattering supercar can't save terrible driving skill.
Suggested By: 20binafd
7.) Ferrari 458 Runs Over A Cop
Not all supercar embarrassments are crashes. This guy in downtown Manhattan sowed that when you drive something as expensive as a 458 Spider, you have to be the world's most courteous driver, or else you'll get your ass smashed.
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6.) Bulgarian Ferrari California Plows Into A Bullzoder
Watching how this Ferrari driver cuts through traffic like a total d-bag, you're not suprised when he finally eats it.
Suggested By: alexotics
5.) Brand New Ferrari 458 Spins In The Wet
This one is hot off the presses, only happening this week. The owner disappeared before the police arrived, too.
Suggested By: Automatch
4.) Bentley Off Road Ballet
Bonus points for this guy taking a bow for his driving performance.
Suggested By: Stig-a-saw-us-wrecks
3.) The Bro Lambo Wreck
Just because it has four wheel drive doesn't mean it can't crash into stuff.
Suggested By: primalzer
2.) Eddie Griffin Kills An Enzo
In this promo for some awful movie we can't even remember the name of, Eddie Griffin appeared to kill an Enzo. Have no fear! The Save The Enzos foundation restored the car and brought it back like a zombie.
Suggested By: Nerd-Vol