The Top 70 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas
The Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons was a roaring success, with high speeds on the track, heroics in the pits, and Texas justice in the penalty area. We had everything from a Baja Bug to a Lexus LS400 on the track, and you'll see 'em all here; even the Supra that blew its engine 10 seconds before the green flag dropped makes this comprehensive list of the Top Lemons Of LeMons Texas! Make the jump to see this fine collection of racing machinery; if this isn't enough LeMons for you, check out the top cars from Toledo '08, New England '08, South '08, Altamont '08, Thunderhill '07, and Altamont '07.
We'll have more LeMons Texas posts for you during the week, including an in-depth look at some of the new punishments we've devised for on-track miscreants (e.g., the John McCain Uphill Battle Penalty and the Barack Obama Change We Can Believe In Penalty, among many others). Once we've gathered sufficient team-provided photos and videos, we'll put up the Yeehaw It's Texas LeMons Über Gallery.
1: The SCHWING Team
2: Witchdoctor Motorsports/Bikini Racer
3: Los Gringos Locos
4: Latch-Key Kids
5: Purple Pin Ball Righty
6: Los Cucaroches
7: 8NSK8
8: Warthog Racing
9: The Professionals (At Having Fun)
10: Formula M (As In Mullet)
11: Large Intestine Debris
12: The Spartans
13: No Sex In The Champaign Car
14: Alamo City Rollers
15: Team Sour Puss
16: Cajun Rice Burners
17: Out Of Town Racing
18: Johansson Brothers Racing
19: Skidmark Racing
20: Punisher Racing
21: Little Rock Racing Scene
22: Team VIP (The Very Important Peasants)
23: Project Yellow Racing
24: Rum Runners
25: Unintended Acceleration
26: Chuck Norris
27: Rotor-Heads
28: Enginerds
29: Flying Hoondee
30: Never Give Up
31: Race Hard Race Ugly
32: Monkey Put The Cork Back
33: Big Easys Big Sleazys
34: Grocery Getter
35: Purple Pin Ball Lefty
36: The Bronze
37: Tetanus Neon
38: Lemonade
39: The Bum Steers And The MooPoo Crew
40: Longhorn Raceworks
41: Blind Squirrel Racing Team
42: MusTank Racing Inc, LLC P.O.S.
43: El Toro Loco
44: Molly Whopping Wankel
45: Uber Balls Racing
46: Los Diablos Racing Team
47: Mad Cow Motorsports
48: Svedish Slaabs
49: Cupcake Racing
50: Ike 101
51: The Legend Of Balki Bartokomous Racing
52: Guild Of Calamitous Intent
53: HighBrow Ghetto
54: Over Fifty Racing
55: Def Leppard Sucks
56: Fletch Tech Racing
57: Pinto Slapped
58: Bavarly Hillbillies
59: Overseas Group Ltd
60: Puff-Puff-Pass
61: Taco Inspection Team
62: Kung Fu & The Fu King Racers
63: Sheila And The Shields
64: Little Buckaroo
65: Lost In The Dark
66: Second Gear Second Team
67: The Big Outfit Racing
68: TSOL
69: Darth Bimmer
70: Team Iron Butt Racing