"Now he mad, man he really mad, and he want revenge/and he vows on his momma's life he gon' do him in" — Gucci Mane, remembering those who killed the mighty Geo Storm.
Yes, friends, the Geo Storm is gone. The rebadged Isuzu Impulse just wasn't desirable enough to beat the beigemobile '95 Mazda Protege. The early '90s Storm came with 140 horsepower for just 2,300 pounds in GSi guise and, dammit, it was a Geo. There hasn't been more of a joke of a carmaker in years, and you all had the opportunity to vote yourselves into a perfect little autocrossing/rallycrossing/burnout-smoking hoonmobile, but you didn't. You threw it all away. A Geo!