All image credits: Kristen Lee

For people who want a little more chutzpah in an economy car, Nissan brought out the 2017 Sentra Nismo. It’s a fine little car, but looking at the back of it makes me want to tear my hair out and scream.

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The asymmetry. I just can’t. Look.

Everything else here works. Badges are centered, the diffuser is symmetrical. It’s all good and fine.

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And then you get down to the tailpipe and there is just one. That is also fine. But to see it just kind of tacked onto a rear that’s otherwise been thought out extensively? Seems misplaced.

Now, I am not knocking asymmetry. I love the face of the BMW S1000RR with its asymmetrical headlights. But that’s because it’s intentional mis-matching. And the bike pulls it off spectacularly.

The Sentra’s tailpipe, on the other hand, feels like Nissan designed a cool bunch of Nismo parts around a normal Sentra, and then it just didn’t bother to shift the tailpipe over to complete the look.

I’m sure the stick-shift Sentra Nismo will be a hoot to drive. I’ll just park it tail-in each time.