It’s easy to judge a car by the specs alone, but Jalopnik readers know how a dull exhaust can dampen the whole experience.
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Sound is quite important for the car experience. Give something a fantastic engine note and you’ll be ready to forgive any other flaws. Just look at Alfa Romeo. Inversely, take away the sound completely and you see just how important car noise can be. The Tesla Model S wouldn’t feel half as fast if its acceleration wasn’t accompanied by nothing more than a faint warp drive whirr.
Many carmakers understand that sound is a huge part of the driving experience, and is a big reason why people fall in love with cars. Ferrari is probably the master of this game.
With only ten entries on this list, we had to cut out a number of honorable mentions. What disappointing exhaust notes did we leave off? More importantly, what custom exhausts fix the stock sounds featured here? We’re sure you can find some Akrapovic awesomeness, so post it in Kinja below.
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10.) The New Camaro
With so many concerns about fuel economy and greenhouse emissions, it’s a wonder we still have V8 pony cars at all, so we shouldn’t really complain about the Camaro. That said, put it next to a vintage GM motor, or even a modern AMG and the LS3/L99 just doesn’t sound very V8-ey.
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9.) The Toyobaru
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8.) The Pagani Huayra
Okay, we sort of get that a car named after a god of wind should embrace the whooshing, airy noise of twin turbos. Somehow, we just want more of a deep, unmuted backing note for something so big and powerful.
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7.) The Mitsubishi Evo
Jalopnik readers have doled out a lot of hate for the Subaru boxer burble, but at least Scoobies sound like something, unlike the Roomba-down-a-flight-of-stairs exhaust noise of the Evo. This isn’t just a four-cylinder hate fest, because vintage racing I4s like Indy Offenhausers can sound AMAZING.
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6.) The Jaguar XJ220
Unlike many car collectors of the early ‘90s, we love the engine in the Jaguar XJ200. It’s the old Metro 6R4 mill from the mad Group B rally days, and it has truly hilarious turbo lag. Much as that’s fun to play with at super high speed, it just doesn’t sound like anything at all.
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5.) The Nissan GT-R
The GT-R is constantly facing criticism that it’s lacking in character in how it drives. Certainly the lack of a shrieking exhaust note, or even a thundering deep one like the V8 GT-R race cars, plays a big part in cultivating this image.
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4.) The Lotus Elise
You don’t really expect the turbocharged V6 in the Nissan to sound special. When a bright orange lotus shoots past you on the Pacific Coast Highway or somewhere scenic, you do expect it to howl with a bit of character. Instead it sounds like the Toyota motor it has.
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3.) The First Generation Dodge Viper
We shouldn’t hate on unusual engines. There are enough plain-sounding V8s and straight sixes out there, so we encourage automakers to do V10s and W8s and whatever else the engineering department comes up with. That all being said, the first Viper with side pipes just sounded like a muffled straight five and not in a good way.
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2.) The New BMW M5
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1.) The Bugatti Veyron
The once-fastest car in the world with an eight liter W16 and roundabout a thousand horsepower should have sounded like all the volcanoes on the world were erupting at once. Instead, quad-turbochargers made it sound like some kind of plumbing and get drowned out by the lowest-rung Ferraris.
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