If you're still not convinced that the Scion FR-S was sent from the gods, check out this video of Monster Tajima tearing up a dirt track in Japan's little hoonmobile.

Even if it came a few days early, I think most of us got a big kick out Subaru's April Fool's Joke last night when they announced they would be making a turbo diesel hybrid convertible BRZ with all-wheel-drive. But what would this kitchen-sink approach to sports car manufacturing look like if it was real?

Apparently fed up with critics who say that the Subaru BRZ isn't getting the job done for enthusiasts on its own merits, the folks at Fuji Heavy will announce on Monday, April 1 that the next Subaru BRZ will have an all-wheel-drive turbo diesel convertible version in 2015.

I'm a big fan of the Subaru BRZ RA and Scion FR-S/Toyota GT86 RC, so I decided to make my own in Forza Horizon. Just spent a week with a Subaru BRZ and loved it. I realized, if I bought one of these cars, this is how I'd do the aesthetics. How'd you do it?

The Mazda Miata has dominated the small, open top rear-drive market for nearly 25 years now. It's a personal favorite of mine as well as many on staff here. But the Toyobaru twins have been able to match it on the fun to drive scale. They just didn't have that open top flair.

Just because the New York Police Department isn't using Scion FR-Ses doesn't mean the criminals can't use them. Everyone's favorite new Japanese rear-wheel-drive sportscar was apparently used as the getaway car in the armed robbery of a New Jersey Wawa on Monday night.

I don't know if you guys heard about this or not, but the northeast got a teeny bit of snow the other day. Nothing too crazy, just about 30 inches in some areas. Thousands without power, people stuck on the freeways, NBD.

As you may have heard, we've gotten together with our fellow car nerds at Turn10 to create a Jalopnik DLC for Forza Horizon complete with the wonderfully batshit mix of cars you'd expect from us.

Oh, Japan. Is it not enough that you have robot butlers and creepy maid cafés, but do you have to be the only market to have these great track-friendly, well-loved sports cars, too? The Subaru BRZ/Scion FR-S/Toyota GT86 are respected all over for their handling, fun, and back-to-basics sports car feel, and it's all but …

What's the one criticism routinely lodged against the otherwise well-received Subaru BRZ and Scion FRS twins? It's the lack of Powwwwwah. Many tuning shops have already turned up the dial on these cars. Here's the latest.