Ukraine Update #3: Putin Adopts Dolphins, Tells Kiev To Pay Up

Fear and loathing in Kiev is about to enter its 7th week. Crimea is now "officially" a part of Russia, at least as far as Russia and what is claimed to be the vast majority of those living in Crimea are concerned. With this in mind, let's get caught up with what is going on in and around a region in crisis. » 4/05/14 5:47pm 4/05/14 5:47pm

Watch The Terrifying Attack On A Line Of Russia-Supporting Car Owners

The situation in Ukraine remains dicey. Loyalties which previously simmered under the surface are now coming to the forefront, and those loyalties are being tested. One line of cars waving Russian and Soviet flags came under attack from pro-Ukraine forces, and the point of view is frightening. » 3/24/14 4:30pm 3/24/14 4:30pm

Terrifying GoPro video from tanks in Syria's war zone

Need a quick reminder as to why war should be avoided at all costs? Spend an hour in the driver's seat of a Syrian Army T-72 tank column as it spews destruction through Syria's Darayya warzone. Then watch the rebels destroying the tanks. Warning: Although you can't see the bodies, fighters on both sides are dying. This … » 3/20/14 2:28pm 3/20/14 2:28pm

Dartz Prombron White Horse Has Gold Trim, No Whale Penis

Saddle up, comrades— the next iteration of the loud and proud Russian paramilitary SUV known as the one and only Dartz Prombron is here; codename: White Horse. » 3/11/14 5:31pm 3/11/14 5:31pm

Russia Just Test-Fired An Intercontinental Ballistic Missile

Good news everyone! Remember how everyone was pissed at Russia, mostly for invading Ukraine, but also for a lot of other reasons? Russia just told everyone to BACK. OFF. in the most wonderfully diplomatic way possible – by test-firing an intercontinental ballistic missile. » 3/04/14 3:30pm 3/04/14 3:30pm

The Genius Way The US Could Hurt Russia And Help You At The Same Time

Russia is invading Ukraine right now, that much is fact. The United States doesn't really like that, but there's not much it can do short of starting a costly war. One idea that could actually work to hurt Russia does have an unintended side effect, though – it can make your drive way, way cheaper. » 3/03/14 4:45pm 3/03/14 4:45pm

This Helicopter Armada In Ukraine Is Absolutely Terrifying

The situation in Ukraine right now is clearly terrible, and only getting worse, with gunmen seizing the airport and a coast guard station in the Crimea. What might not make it any better, though, is this veritable armada of helicopters flying overhead. Seriously, it's bigger than most entire air forces. » 2/28/14 10:20am 2/28/14 10:20am