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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/15/08

    In reply to Ukrainian Limousine Sets All Time Ugly Record
    As long as it, it still has a crazy front overhang. I haven't seen a snoot like that since Cher got her nose bobbed.


    Wow, the interior. Materials by Bayliner, style by Babuschka!

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/14/08

    In reply to Ukrainian Limousine Sets All Time Ugly Record
    It doesn't look that bad from the side, but from the front or rear, it's uglier than a bag of smashed assholes.


    The front looks like someone had BMW envy. Wow.

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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    12/13/08

    In reply to Ukrainian Limousine Sets All Time Ugly Record
    Is there a Barcolounger in there? WTF
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    12/13/08

    In reply to Ukrainian Limousine Sets All Time Ugly Record
    I hope this thing has the neon underbody kit, too.


    And I'd like to humbly retract all the mean things i said about that stretch Valiant yesterday. I will now remove my eyeballs, since I shall have no further need for them.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/13/08

    In reply to Ukrainian Limousine Sets All Time Ugly Record
    I remembered that interior more than the exterior shots--except the rear end. I don't see how I could have forgotten that but perhaps I opted out before I got that far. The only thing worse than looking at this fug would be riding on the inside. You can tell it's not "springtime fresh" in there.
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    Image of bygeorge bygeorge
    12/12/08

    In reply to Ukrainian Limousine Sets All Time Ugly Record
    Kinda looks like what would happen if a Volvo mated with a Chrysler 300C...


    ...deep in the forests of Chernobyl...


    ...on top of a JCWhitney catalog...

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/13/08

    @bygeorge: Hah! The Whitless catalog adds the perfect touch! They were also near an old bar, because I know I've seen that dash before--only it was a bar. In a "rec" room. In the late 60s.
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    Image of buckyworld buckyworld
    12/12/08

    In reply to Ukrainian Limousine Sets All Time Ugly Record
    needs more front overhang
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/12/08

    @buckyworld: *waits for someone to photoshop that*
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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    12/12/08

    In reply to Ukrainian Limousine Sets All Time Ugly Record
    Snidely Whiplash? I'd say this monstrosity has a full-on William Howard Taft.
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    Image of wheels OF satan! wheels OF satan!
    12/12/08

    In reply to Ukrainian Limousine Sets All Time Ugly Record
    or


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    wheels OF satan! was starred wheels OF satan! was unstarred
    Image of layabout layabout
    12/12/08

    @wheels OF satan!: Good gas mileage?
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/12/08

    @layabout met the real Santa: Not bad. Better than an Abrams tank, though not by much, and with about the same levels of NVH.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    12/12/08

    In reply to Ukrainian Limousine Sets All Time Ugly Record
    Driving this makes a statement.


    Look at how much I don't want a Sebring.

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    Image of bzr bzr
    12/12/08

    In reply to Ukrainian Limousine Sets All Time Ugly Record
    "Oh wow, that's...pretty ungainly."


    *scroll down*


    "HOLY FUCK! IS THAT THE GUY WHO'S BEEN WORKING FOR LINCOLN?!"

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    Image of LFOT LFOT
    12/12/08

    In reply to Ukrainian Limousine Sets All Time Ugly Record
    "Clark W. Griswald, your limo is ready for pickup."
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    Image of NukePooch NukePooch
    12/12/08

    @LFOT: Yes, my first thought was that Wagon Queen just released the new Family Limousine!
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/12/08

    @NukePooch: My first thought too, good thing I read through before posting.


    The Fisker mustache grill doesn't work at all.

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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Naturally Exasperated shaves his legs. It's just common courtesy. Naturally Exasperated shaves his legs. It's just common courtesy.
    12/12/08

    In reply to Ukrainian Limousine Sets All Time Ugly Record
    If a car EVER needed dubs, this is it.
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    Naturally Exasperated shaves his legs. It's just common courtesy. was starred Naturally Exasperated shaves his legs. It's just common courtesy. was unstarred
    Image of DannyBN DannyBN
    12/12/08

    @SATYRICON formerly Naturally Exasperated: Done.


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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/12/08

    @DannyBN: actually I... think it helps...
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    12/12/08

    In reply to Ukrainian Limousine Sets All Time Ugly Record
    Um, guys . . . April?


    [jalopnik.com]

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    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    12/12/08

    @graverobber- My Yugo Nova!: ha ha ha ha ha
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    12/12/08

    @graverobber- My Yugo Nova!: As I was showing these photos to my other half, I had a sense of déjà vu... thanks for confirming my hunch...!
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    12/12/08

    @graverobber- My Yugo Nova!: It's a test to see if we are paying attention...
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    12/12/08

    @graverobber- My Yugo Nova!: This design provokes short time memory loss.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    12/12/08

    In reply to Ukrainian Limousine Sets All Time Ugly Record
    Yeah it's got a face like a smacked arse,yet it'd still beat this in a beauty contest...
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    12/12/08

    @layabout met the real Santa: I saw my first Rodius (right?) in person in Barcelona a few months ago, and daaaaamn it's even worse in person. Especially with those rollerskate-tiny wheels.
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    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    12/12/08

    @layabout met the real Santa: Well at least the limo is a one off (it is, right?). The Rodius abomination is mass produced (please note that I said produced, not sold).
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/14/08

    @layabout met the real Santa: That's where the Hyundai Genesis grille came from!
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