The German Autobahn. No speed limits. A driver's paradise. At least that's what we read here in America. The reality is more mundane, if not dangerous.

Forget Beethoven, forget Goethe, this is the most German thing you will ever see: highly precise industrial machinery...being used to open a bottle of beer.

Have you ever been at the gas station and suddenly realized you needed a haircut immediately? Oh, who am I kidding, of course you have! One German gas station is coming to your rescue.

Yes, swag transmission oil is a thing.

Last week, a Polish truck driver was stopped in Germany for driving an Iveco flatbed loaded up with another flatbed truck carrying a VW-MAN truck carrying a Mercedes.

The Porsche 911 GT3 RS 4.0 is probably the best version of the 911 to ever hit the streets, ever. So why would someone steal and strip one of all its RS-ey goodness? I hate seeing pictures that make me cry. Especially in the morning.

In the early 1970s, the extreme left wing Baader-Meinhof Gang terrorized the people of West Germany with a campaign of bombings and assassinations aimed at dismantling a capitalist system they considered no better than the Third Reich.

Tuner cars are typically very polarizing. Take anything from Mansory, Gemballa, or others, and the reactions will either be pure disgust or unabashed adoration.

We have seen some fairly surprising feats of distracted driving here on Jalopnik, but we've never seen an in-car office like this one in Germany.

It happens to the best of us: You meet up with friends for a night of drinking, and at the end, you're too drunk to drive home.