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The point in which you give your wife a tattoo of the name of the car you won for six months is the point in which perhaps a car contest has gone on way too long. (Hat tip to Blaine!)
'Twas a long fought battle, but the Fiesta will soon be mine! Here's how you can follow my adventures, trials and all-purpose Ford Euro-flavored tomfoolery. For starters: picking up the Fiesta.
We don't know who this little man is, but he makes us laugh enough that we're totally telling Didorosi to pick him up and give him a ride when he gets his Fiesta. NSFW.
Want a small, cheap, fun-to-drive, economical, practical car? Right now there's not many choices at all and none if you want to buy American. The Ford Fiesta will change that.
We couldn't let the Fiesta Movement contest go without submitting an entry and since it'd be unfair for Jalopnik to enter one, I decided to enter one on my own. Guess what? You can help!
Want to be one of the 100 lucky winners of a six-month paid-for-by-Ford lease on a Fiesta? Whether a Davey G shade-o'-brown or something different, you've only got 'til midnight tonight. Get crackin'! [Fiesta Movement]