Lewis Hamilton's car sports "Hooning is Not a Crime" bumper sticker

A Jalopnik reader spotted a most ironic bumper sticker slapped to the back of F1 star Lewis Hamilton's Mercedes wagon at this month's 2011 Canadian Grand Prix. Damn straight "hooning is not a crime," except for when it is and you get arrested for it or have your license revoked. » 6/16/11 4:35pm 6/16/11 4:35pm

Blue Shift Bumper Sticker Cracks Up Our Inner Physics Nerd

"Blue shift" is when a fast-moving observation point approaches a slow-moving light source, shifting the perceived color of the slow-moving body towards the more-energetic blue. If you see this bumper sticker in blue, you're going way too fast. [FunnyJunk] » 11/23/09 1:00pm 11/23/09 1:00pm

MINI's Snarky Cash For Clunkers Bumper Sticker Is Awesome

This isn't a photoshop. It's an actual bumper sticker MINI's offering to dealers responding to the "Cash For Clunkers" program. Each dealer allowed to decide on their own if it works for them. Somehow we expect they'll use 'em. » 7/31/09 10:30am 7/31/09 10:30am

Warning: Vehicle Transforms Into A Robot

We're in desperate need of this audacious bumper sticker to let all the other drivers out there know that our car transforms into a sweet robot. [DieselSweeties via InstigationStation] » 7/21/09 7:30am 7/21/09 7:30am

Life Imitates Art Some More: Disc Brakes Are For Cowards!

Reader Nick (who drives an all-drum '64 Ford Galaxie) was so inspired by my working title for Walker Canada's homage to a hooned '50 Plymouth that he's put the slogan on a bumper sticker and will sell you one for the Ford-FE-engine-inspired price of $3.90. Meanwhile, Walker has been besieged by requests for niceā€¦ » 12/24/07 10:30am 12/24/07 10:30am