Why Does Danica Patrick's Dog Have More Twitter Followers Than Me?

You might think it's a lifelong party here at Jalopnik. I drive Buicks. I ride in RVs. I am clearly semi-retired. But NO. I work hard, damn hard, slaving away in the mines all day. So why the hell does Danica Patrick and Ricky Stenhouse's dog, Dallas, have more Twitter followers than me? » 6/29/14 12:30pm 6/29/14 12:30pm

Unlucky Family Flees Burning Car To Find Themselves In Lion Enclosure

Remember that time in school when you set a locker on fire, so you ran, and you thought you escaped, only to be caught by Vice Principal Bone? Haha, good times, you barely survived. That's just like this one family who escaped their burning car, only to be surrounded by (possibly) famished lions. Same exact thing. » 4/19/14 3:00pm 4/19/14 3:00pm