Why Does Danica Patrick's Dog Have More Twitter Followers Than Me?

You might think it's a lifelong party here at Jalopnik. I drive Buicks. I ride in RVs. I am clearly semi-retired. But NO. I work hard, damn hard, slaving away in the mines all day. So why the hell does Danica Patrick and Ricky Stenhouse's dog, Dallas, have more Twitter followers than me? » 6/29/14 12:30pm 6/29/14 12:30pm