First of all, what the hell is going on lately? I can't remember the last time we've had so many stolen car reports. And, secondly, what kind of valueless pants-moistening lowlife steals a car from Jay Lamm, the man who brought racing to broke jackasses like myself?

This weekend's LeMons race is probably most notable for its pace car, but there was also some racing. There were not one, but two, Pugs rolling around the track. Watch this 405 predictably explode.

Ah, the 24 Hours of Lemons. The racing series where ingenuity, driving skills, ridiculousness and bribery all come together for an unforgettable experience. But at a Lemons race this weekend at the Monticello Motor Club, the pace car cost slightly more than just $500: James Glickenhaus' fantastic Ferrari P4/5 by…

I'm a huge fan of the 24 Hours of Lemons racing series, so I was delighted to be asked to judge (along with Jalop alum Murilee Martin) at this past weekend's race, the Sears Pointless. Judging a LeMons race is always a good time — you get lots of bribes (usually booze and Hot Wheels) and a nice heady intoxication of…

After a stunning racetrack debut complete with scantily clad, real life pinup girls, Speedycop and the Gang of Outlaws' airplane car made a respectable finish at this weekend's 24 Hours of Lemons race. We watched the Spirit of Lemons' build with anticipation, wondering how it would fare in an actual weekend-long…

Not long ago, Jeff Bloch (AKA "Speedycop") and his possey rolled into CMP. As is usual for Jeff, utter ridiculous-ness is the name of the game. The "press ban" of his plane build from the last few months is finally lifted, and the first photos are flyin' in from the racetrack - literally!

A'72 Dodge Coronet is not exactly what comes to mind when you think of endurance racing. This $500 craptacular sedan, though, just won the Index of Effluency at the 24 Hours of LeMons, and a Jalopnik reader helped make it happen.

This is a stripped and caged E28 BMW 528e built for the 24 Hours of LeMons performing some "street testing." The driver is collected. His passenger, Brandon, is less so.

A couple weeks back ex-Jalop legend Murilee Martin was judging the Buttonwillow Lemons race, when he texted me some sad news. The car I helped build and run back in '08 finally met its end.

What's purple, costs less than $500 and has box flares like a Renault 5 Turbo 2? Yes, it's a trick question because you haven't yet seen how this 24 Hours of LeMons racecar went from Geo Metro to SHO-powered sicko.