Rich Teen Who Drove Drunk And Killed 4 Gets Rehab, Doesn't ApologizePatrick George2/06/14 12:40pmFiled to: Car CrimeAsshatsTexas3679EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkHow do you skate justice after you kill four people and injure two others in a car crash because you were drunk three times past the legal limit and hopped up on Valium? That's easy! You just need super-rich parents. They can simply pay for your rehab so you don't go to prison.That's the sentence that Texas teenager Ethan Couch was handed today, a month after his case made national news when his defense lawyers argued he suffered from "affluenza." That meant he grew up too rich to ever develop a sense of responsibility for his actions.