Naked Man Nakedly Breaks Into SPEED Channel And Proceeds To Do Crazy Naked Things

SPEED can't catch a brake (get it?) lately. First, they lost the rights to F1 coverage in the US. Then it was announced they'd be rebranded as Fox Sports 1 and lose their motorsports focus. Today, a naked man broke into the cable channel's headquarters and trashed the place. Rough.

Reportedly the naked man broke into SPEED's Charlotte-area HQ early this morning. He ripped down papers, chucked over cabinets, broke trophies, and did other things that naked crazy people tend to do.

Naked Man Nakedly Breaks Into SPEED Channel And Proceeds To Do Crazy Naked Things

The police were called and the man nakedly ran out of the building. He was later caught. And apparently the folks at SPEED were just as nice as usual: The security guard offered the naked intruder a jacket to cover up.

There is no word on if he accepted the jacket.

(Hat Tip to Justin!)