Photo: YouTube

Who doesn’t love to start their day by waking up, drinking a fresh cup of coffee, and looking outside to find their vehicle completely covered in bird shit. Like the vehicle you see above. It’s drenched. Yuck.

The Daily Mail found this video uploaded on Wednesday to YouTube. It’s unclear if the person who shot the video owns the pictured Audi A6, or just happens to be a mean neighbor getting pleasure at the sight of the shitty brown, white and yellow shitty scene.

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There happens to be a second video, uploaded by the same user, a second or two shorter, where, instead of saying “this is what happens when you leave your car” under a heron’s nest, the cameraman says “Audi” instead of “car” and, I don’t know, maybe this is some vindictive neighbor? Who are you, bird shit filmer?

The Daily Mail, hilariously, cites anonymous “experts” who say the best way to clean up bird droppings is to use a sponge and warm soapy water.

Another good rule of thumb: don’t park under a heron’s nest, folks.