In some ways, you really have to admire the douchebaggery-double-down that this Lamborghini Gallardo owner pulled off. It's not just a jerky parking job across two spots, or parking in a handicapped space —this guy parked in the access aisle between two handicapped spots, making two — possibly four — handicapped spots unusable. Impressive.

This impressive triumph of assholery was spotted by reader Paul Ryan (not that one), who took this shot of a pair of cop cars boxing in this bold experimenter in privilege and dickishness. I'm guessing they'll present him with some sort of Medal of Achievement, or something?

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The more I think about this, the more I think this Lambo owner really nailed the absolute most asshole-ish place to park. If you look at this diagram here, you can see what that striped area is for — it's an access aisle for people in wheelchairs.

So, by putting the Lambo there, not only are they taking a handicapped spot to get nice and close to that Target, but they're making two entire handicapped spots unusable — possibly four, because it looks like the Lambo is parked across the dividing line between the two facing sets of handicapped spots.

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Amazing effort here. How's this person going to top this? Blocking the emergency entrance of a puppy and kitten vet? Shitting on a couple of American flags? I can't wait — this person is a master.