If Car Company Slogans Were Honest

By Chris Perkins October 28, 2014 10:00 am EST

For over a century now, carmakers have been bullshitting us with bogus slogans and marketing nonsense. Just as they did last year, Jalopnik readers came up with ten honest car slogans to set things straight.

10.) Subaru

Blown Head Gasket. It's What Makes A Subaru A Subaru.

Suggested By: Steve Kuhn

9.) Mitsubishi

We Still Exist.

Suggested By: Spacegrass

8.) Vector

I Can't Feel My Face!

Suggested By: Dirka

7.) SRT

What's Fuel Economy?

Suggested By: Corey CC97, aka Silent Bob

6.) Porsche

More options than a white kid growing up in Connecticut.

Suggested By: macanamera

5.) Dodge

Something Something Something Detroit.

Suggested By: Dean Beyer

4.) Lincoln

Give Us Another Chance, Baby! We'll Change, We Promise!

Suggested By: Bryan M

3.) Kia

Seriously, We Are Not As Shitty As You Remember

Suggested By: DatsunOfABit

2.) SAAB

Born From Debts.

Suggested By: Kate's Dirty Sister

1.) GM

Total Recall.

Suggested By: 1973Porsche, Photo Credit: 1973Porsche

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