I’m afforded an astounding amount of creative freedom here at Jalopnik. Compared to pretty much everywhere else I’ve ever worked, it’s an absurd amount, and I absolutely adore it. I’m completely spoiled. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t limits, and I found them. With four different editors.
Before I talk about what I wasn’t allowed to write about, let me just remind you of the manner of shit I am allowed to get away with, on any given day: