I have a small bladder. Maybe not Jason Torchinsky small (he rolls with an empty jug marked "WARNING: TEPID URINE"). But small. If I'm empty I can do two, maybe three hours tops. I bring this up for a reason.
While this isn't technically a Jalopnik comment, we shared the excellent road trip roundup from them and one of editors there (B.Z. Rong, probably) provided a classic exchange. Read the whole thing here, but here's the best part in reply to Magman007 :