Help Us Come Up With The Ultimate 2014 Toyota Corolla Headline

There's a brand-new Toyota Corolla coming out soon, and... well, you know, it isn't terrible looking. But the rest of it is completely lackluster, as Raphael recently discovered. We tried hard to come up with the perfect way to say that in a headline.

So here's a fun game: see what kind of 2014 Toyota Corolla headline you can come up with. I'll get a few started in the comments below. Have some fun with it.

You certainly won't have any fun when you drive it.